The Week's Best Late-Night Jokes

"Rep. Peter King says WikiLeaks presents a clear and present danger to our national security and should be branded a terrorist organization. Former Vice President Dick Cheney says we should waterboard the Internet." —Jimmy Kimmel

"President Obama held a ceremony at the White House to celebrate the first night of Hanukkah. In response, Republicans said, 'It's even worse than we thought. He's a Jewish Muslim.'" —Conan O'Brien

"Promoting his new book, President Bush visited the headquarters of Facebook. Unfortunately, he spent the whole visit on Farmville, clearing brush." —Conan O'Brien

"According to the TSA, most of the people protesting the new body search procedures are men. At last they're getting to see what it's like to be groped by someone who won't take no for an answer." —Jay Leno

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The Week's Best Late-Night Jokes originally appeared on About.com Political Humor on Friday, December 3rd, 2010 at 03:30:29.

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