Monday, March 28, 2011

Cheers and Jeers: Rum and Coke FRIDAY!

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From the GREAT STATE OF MAINE?

Friday Carlin

Cuz after this week I think we could use some pearls d'George:

There are caregivers and there are caretakers, and yet the two words are not opposites. Why is this?
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Trade always exists for the traders. Any time you hear businessmen debating "which policy is better for America," don?t bend over.
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A courtesy bus driver once told me to go fuck myself.
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I think they should have a hotline that never answers, for people who don?t follow advice in the first place.
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The word bipartisan usually means some larger-than-usual deception is being carried out.
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You know what would have been a smart thing to do in these developing countries that need electricity? To have tried large-scale experiments with alternative energy sources: solar, wind, geothermal, etc. We could have tested and tried to perfect these technologies on a large scale in places that need it. That would have been smart. That's why we didn?t do it.
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George Washington's brother was the Uncle of Our Country.
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Have you ever wondered why Republicans are so interested in encouraging people to volunteer in their communities? It's because volunteers work for no pay. Republicans have been trying to get people to work for no pay for a long time.

We now return you to your regularly-scheduled mayhem.

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